OddbitsHeh. That title was for Lee, who is having a Movie Quote Smackdown Friday.
I don’t know about you, but I am starting to bore myself with the griping, so I have pulled from my archives another of those classically pointless IM exchanges.
Thing One: there was a guy in Scotland put away for shagging a sheep or a dog last year
Thing Two: bummer
Thing Two: so to speak
Thing One: he was in a field giving it to this poor animal
Thing Two: there was a guy who screwed a cow in the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago
Thing One: and the express train that normally passes at 140 mph
Thing Two: a DJ wrote a very popular song
Thing Two: Moo, moo, I love you
Thing One: had engine trouble and stopped
Thing Two: I know you ‘re a cow but anything will do
Thing Two: I say wooo—ee
Thing One: he was shagging this thing beside the train
Thing Two: can’t you see? I just want to make love to you….
Thing One: and people took pictures
Thing One: called the cops
Thing Two: classic
Thing One: HE WAS ON TELLY
Thing One: I can tell you he looked sheepish
Thing One: this is true
Thing Two: felt ewesed
Thing One: don’t ram it down my throat
Thing Two: bbaaaaaaaaaaaaaby
Thing One: lamb basted
Thing Two: layin’ down the lanolin
Thing One: can’t pull the wool over your eyes
Thing Two: lubin’ the mutton
Thing One: licking his chops
Thing Two: what a rack
Thing One: back in the saddle again
Thing Two: two shakes
Thing One: in a lambs tail
Thing Two: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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See the video of us mom bloggers in Cabo (below)! So nice not to be scripted. Lovely operation, first class.

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03.12.04 at 01:47 PM |
You’re how old??
*wink*
03.12.04 at 11:39 PM |
ewwwwwwwwwwwwe