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Wednesday, November 24, 2004 Family

Logan: “Mommy, is Daphne an Indian?”
Me: “Well, right now she is. She’s wearing a headdress with a feather from school. I had NO idea they had construction paper back then.”
Logan: “Will you make me a hat like that?”
Me: “Sure thing. Soon as we get home.”
Logan: “Really? Will you get some paper, and staple it to my head, and glue a feather on it?”
Me: “Logan, I would love to staple some paper to your head, and glue a feather on it.”
Logan: “And fit it around and…. hey. I mean staple it together, not staple it to my head. Heh. That would really hurt.”
Me: “See, Logan, you really have to be specific about stuff like that. I would have tacked that thing right onto your forehead.”
Logan: “Yeah, and that would have killed. That would really have killed my skin.”
Me: “I imagine so.”
Logan: “Would it have killed me?”
Me: “Nope.”
Logan: “Would it have made a lot of blood?”
Me: “Well, not a lot of blood.”
Logan: “Would I have to go to the hospital?”
Me: “No.”
Logan: “Would I have to go to the doctor?”
Me: “No.”
Logan: “Well then, where would I have to go?”
Me: “To the kitchen, for a bandaid. And another staple.”