Me, Me, MeTo all of the amazingly wonderful people who have left comments, IM’d, and written privately to offer support, advice, and distraction over the last 36 hours:
“PPHHFFFBBBTTT.”
That’s me being speechless with gratitude and wonder. If I ditch my husband, can I just marry each of you for a week at a time, and then continue to rotate after that? I mean it, I fell a little bit in love with each of you this week.
UPDATE: I accept! Yes! I’ll marry all of you! We can get hitched right here in the Bay Area--half the licenses they hand out around here aren’t valid, anyway, so let’s go for it! Hooray!
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03.25.04 at 08:44 AM |
Well, if you really want to marry me, I guess we could try it. We might have to run to CA or another state, here in KS they don’t go for that sort of thing!
Positives: both of us could cook and change diapers, no one except the kids missing the toilet bowl, hmmm… this is sounding better all the time!
03.25.04 at 08:47 AM |
Easy-peasy! I already live in the Bay Area. We could get hitched here and then live cheaply in KS. Or practically anywhere but here. Have you seen the home prices? Sheesh.
03.25.04 at 10:07 AM |
i don’t even know you and i worried about you last night, and this whole ordeal actually made me depressed. and now he’s just “taking it back”? like I was “just joking”? this is too much reality for me. i hope it all works out for you the way you want.
03.25.04 at 10:08 AM |
You can marry Kim. I’ll bring the video camera…
03.25.04 at 10:12 AM |
I’m in! Well, actually you’d have to marry both Pat and I. I don’t know what state we’d have to go to. Utah?
03.25.04 at 10:20 AM |
Like most of your faithful readers, I want YOU to be happy. Just don’t forget what an awesome person you are! P
03.25.04 at 10:20 AM |
You could come to Colorado with us
03.25.04 at 10:48 AM |
Oh you know that is going in the next installment of Genuine 100.
03.25.04 at 10:51 AM |
Tell me the date...I’ll be there...lmao
Glad you’re a wee bit cheered!
03.25.04 at 10:59 AM |
You sound an awful lot like Bill the Cat. I don’t know if I could marry Bill te Cat. Now, Opus.....then we’d be talking. Ahh...penguin dreams....
03.25.04 at 11:42 AM |
fancy a threesome ?;)
03.25.04 at 03:21 PM |
ok - i’m pretty much free the week starting april 12th - so if i can book myself in for that week that’d be great.
i’m a long way away but i’m sure it’ll be fine.
i think if we both paint faces onto balloons and carry those around everywhere we go for that week it’ll be just like being married right??
03.25.04 at 05:54 PM |
i’ve been silent on this mostly because my wife has already said what i feel. but here ... i cannot stay silent. i have to let you know i don’t think that would fly in our family. i refuse to let you marry MY wife ... unless i get to watch the honeymoon.
/disgusting male
05.11.04 at 01:47 PM |
Oops, Mindy - looks like a helping of MT-Blacklist is in order…