FamilyIt’s been forever since I’ve done a meme, but Amber had me spitting coffee this morning. Have to go check out Hula Doula, too.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mindy!
- Mindy has a memory span of three seconds.
- Mindy can’t sweat.
- Mindy cannot swim.
- On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Mindy.
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Mindy orbiting the Earth!
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Mindy in your mouth.
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Mindy would be as small as a pea!
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Mindy.
- The risk of being struck by Mindy is one occurence every 9,300 years.
- It is impossible to fold Mindy more than seven times.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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01.20.06 at 10:42 AM |
I found out that I invented the wheel! Shouldn’t I be receiving some kind of royalties for that?
01.20.06 at 02:32 PM |
mmphlm.
(can’t talk, got something in my mouth...)
01.20.06 at 06:31 PM |
I would tell you how wonderful you are, but you wouldn’t remember.
01.21.06 at 04:04 AM |
It’s true, I only managed to fold you 7 times and it got really ugly from there…
01.21.06 at 05:56 AM |
Well, Miss Mindy, that amused me so much that I simply couldn’t resist. Who knew that a thimbleful of Heather would weigh over 100 million tons? I knew I felt fat today.
01.21.06 at 10:39 AM |
Just so you know...I can clean my ears with my tongue which is over 39 inches long. Yeah, I’m pretty amazing.
01.21.06 at 12:24 PM |
*drooling*
I’m the number one cause of blindness in the US. Gail, you and I should get together…
01.21.06 at 01:35 PM |
Oh, Ben, if only I wanted to go blind. So sorry.
01.23.06 at 06:31 AM |
OMG… Mindy, I am having *so* much fun with that link!