TheMommyBlog

Brilliant. Best quote: "I was able to perform most of these observations while posing as the blog’s main food source – a comment."

Field Researcher Notes: Bloggus Internetalia

Having observed these beautiful creatures in their natural habitat for quite some time, I feel compelled to share what I have learned about them.

The Common Internet Blog, or Bloggus Internetalia, hereafter referred to as ‘the blog,’ first appeared on the landscape several years ago. After some time settling in to the local ecosystems, there was a population explosion among the species, and they seem to be here to stay. With no natural predators, the only hindrances to their continued existence seem to be overpopulation, starvation (see below) and evolution; death of the less intelligent blogs is considered to be not only necessary, but a favorable circumstance.

The range of the Bloggus covers all seven continents. There are many subspecies, the most common including the ‘mommy’ blog, the ‘author’ blog, and the ‘emo kid ranting about how much the world sucks’ blog. Species-specific markings and behaviors are quite varied, ranging from humor to angst. While misspellings and poor grammar are by no means uncommon, they can have the (often desirable) effect of shortening a blog’s lifespan.

Mating Season

Although the blog is by nature a solitary creature, it does occasionally attempt to attract others of its species, sometimes for mating purposes and sometimes merely to socialize...

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