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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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07.31.08 at 08:42 AM |
But you didn’t squeeze the Charmin????? WTF?
Cheers!
Jamie
07.31.08 at 10:16 AM |
You couldn’t have been closer! How could you resist a small squeeze?
—X
07.31.08 at 06:02 PM |
You know you’re getting old when…
08.01.08 at 06:50 AM |
That photo is getting more views than just about any photo I’ve ever posted on Flickr. Must be a LOT of people searching for photos of hot Moms smooching the Charmin guy! Weirdos.