Bad Mood DudeI know a smart lady like me
whose fine lovely children count three.
She tries to be fair,
but is pulling her hair,
and can’t possibly make every fucking person in her life happy with the choices she makes, so just get off my back already!!!
I write. A lot.
I also design stuff and collect funny things kids say. Oh, and please buy my book. It's very funny.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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06.28.04 at 03:32 PM |
Um yeah............*slinking away*
06.28.04 at 03:39 PM |
or for last line you could try,
And is driven to screaming “Bite meeeeeeeee!!!!!
06.28.04 at 04:21 PM |
it’s mindy’s blog!!!
rawr woman!
06.28.04 at 05:17 PM |
Well, if it makes you feel any better, you made me happy with your poem. I feel like that everyday! Minus one child of course.
06.28.04 at 05:33 PM |
*Note to self: send Mindy some codeine laced chocolates. SOON!*
06.28.04 at 06:06 PM |
aw crap--I ruined the comments box by forgetting to do this: (you can’t see it, but I’m attempting to insert the ‘close italics’ html code)</i> There. that should fix everything. Or, the bloghostess could fix it even better .... ?
--Jill, who has done the blog equivalent of dropping Cheetos™ on the floor and then stomping on them.
you know, it’ doesn’t look as though the html coding is working. What gives??
06.28.04 at 06:54 PM |
I agree with Jilbur. Bite me would be so appropriate right there!!!