Family1:20 a.m. After having ralphed all over me in her bed once tonight, Daphne just fell asleep with her face in a Tupperware bowl, in my arms, crouched on the cold tile floor of our bathroom. Didn’t even wake up when I laid her in bed and removed the bowl from her head.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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04.01.04 at 04:29 AM |
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a child vommiting. There’d be no need for a snooze bar, because really, who can get to sleep after that?
04.01.04 at 05:27 AM |
Deja vu...Not much fun, so you have a hug from me!
04.01.04 at 06:23 AM |
Well at least you took her head out of the bowl. I hope she feels better soon.
04.01.04 at 08:08 AM |
Did you get a picture first?
04.01.04 at 07:39 PM |
I see you had my tip of sleeping in the bathtub, but apparently you forgot tolock the door.