FamilyOur kids are adding to their vocabularies every day through the wonders of Disney. Sleeping Beauty brought us “You pompous windbag!” and “love’s first kiss” (muttered for a while there after each kiss from Mommy).
Hercules has taught them things they don’t even understand. I once overheard Logan pretending to be trapped under a couch cushion and shouting, “Call IXII!” I was five minutes into an explanation of the Roman numeral system before I noticed his glazed expression (or as we say in Silicon Valley, “screen saver face.") and finally dropped the subject.
The Little Mermaid has given us wonderful, French-accented exclamations. That chef… he’s such a nut. A violent nut, but still. He appeals.
Logan: [curled up on couch with tummy ache and fever]
Gil: “Buddy? Would you like me to bring dinner in here so you can stay comfortable and keep watching your movie?”
Logan: “Oui.”
Gil: [pause] “Did you just say, ‘Oui?’”
Logan: “It’s a dumb word.”
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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04.09.04 at 04:34 AM |
hehe
04.09.04 at 04:42 AM |
Oui, like the penis emlargement comment I just saw in your “Back Talk” Section....4/1 Post Comment.
04.09.04 at 06:44 AM |
I have only this to say: Don’t bring The Music Man into your house if you don’t want to subject yourself to a face-spraying lithhhhhhhp for at least a few days ...
But it could be ... THOMthing THHHHHHpeshullllllllll ... juTHT for ME!!!!!!!
04.09.04 at 07:27 AM |
After watching “Mulan”, all I heard was “Who spit in your bean curd?”
04.09.04 at 08:50 AM |
Bwahahahahahahaha!! I made the mistake of letting my three year old watch one of the Austin Powers movies with me. Imagine what I heard for weeks.
04.09.04 at 09:57 AM |
hey I have to say Oui all day! Least the little moster can do is say it too
04.11.04 at 01:21 AM |
Have any of you watched Courage the cowardly dog? or is it Cow and chicken? Does the term “SHUT YER PIEHOLE!!!” mean anything to you? I had to hear it for ages,said to no one in particular, followed by a mad, yet gleeful cackle of my 9 year old Arianna. egad!
Another question. Has anyone paid attention to the theme song to Cow and Chicken? Unfortunately, I DID (cause I thought I was imagining). “.....Mom had a chicken, mom had a cow.... Dad was so proud, he didn’t care how!!!!” WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL??? Also, the dad is a cross-dresser. boggles the mind.