Workbits...if you’re the Big Boss, and you have a department head who is going out of his (or her) gourd trying to deliver on the single most important project you have going right now, when you drop in unexpectedly, do you:
A) Thank him (or her) for his (or her) hard work and dedication, and offer encouragement and support for the remainder of the time leading up to the deadline?
B) Scruffle around on his (or her) desk, point out a corporate card statement that hasn’t gone to A/P yet, and needle him (or her) about it?
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
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Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
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03.18.04 at 08:56 AM |
Can I borrow The Stapler of Death?
Hope your day gets better
03.18.04 at 09:06 AM |
C) Department Head should pull out bottle of scocth in the desk slam it in the middle of the desk and say “Since its not too early for you to piss me off, it must not be too early for a drink”.
Hypothetically!
03.18.04 at 09:23 AM |
Hypothetically I’d give you the day “off”.....hypothetically…
03.18.04 at 09:59 AM |
If there was ever a time I needed a “stapler of death” it would be right now...do you know where they sell those?
03.18.04 at 11:19 AM |
<a>A Red Swingline Stapler</a> would work very well in this case. hehe
03.25.04 at 06:38 AM |
I am sorry to hear about you and your husband. You will be in my thoughts and prayers. The children, too. Hugs. Sue (Ellen’s sister from MA)