TheMommyBlog

That's what Phil just told me on IM. He's at my house while I'm in New Jersey. Maybe you remember the Rat Wars? I shudder to think what you'd find if you searched on "rat" or Rat Man" or "ants" for that matter. We had infestations to beat the band a couple years ago, and the rats have come back. They muscled open some of the the plaster around where my ex attached the pergola to the house and have been having barn dances up there. Not that things have been dull here.

Him: I have the rat hole supplies
Me: That sounds like code for something very wrong
Him: Oh, it's wrong
Me: i napped through the last two sessions. I couldn't take it. Up since four my time.
Him: that good huh
Me: Actually it is, that's the problem. I'm kicking myself for it. And this book I'm reading that was so fabulous - written by the same guy who wrote Absolute Power - has the most unbelievably corny ending and I feel compelled to finish anyway
Him:what events are scheduled tonight
Me: dinner, wii, at a restaurant
Him: nice
Me: had to run out for toothpaste cause housekeeping and front desk never picked up, and it was lotto day at the local mart. Someone won $5. Everyone else got stiffed. You should have seen these poor saps. Crushed.
Him: nice
Me:oh, and someone came up to me and said she read my book, right there at the breakfast buffet. "You're famous! I read your book! Well I only read half - it's kinda long."
Him: LOLOL
Me: And I got totally faced in the elevator - was complaining of sleep deprivation and said I had three kids. And this very pretty, perky woman said "I have six."