Isaidtomyself:“Self…”

Wednesday, April 07, 2004 Me, Me, Me

I’m beautiful, successful, have 3 adorable children and a sweet husband.  Plus I live in CA (so hip!), dress to the nines, and keep a house better than Martha Stewart.  So I was thinking, what can I do to make those poor under-achieving peons feel more miserable about their pathetic little lives?  Should I fly to the moon?  Invent a self cleaning house?  And then I had it, I’ll spread my word to everyone beyond the internet!  I’ll run for President!

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