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Wednesday, July 09, 2008 Fun With Referrals

I haven’t looked at my referrals lately. They are for the most part, predictably uniform. Usually, they involve some combination of keywords like, “mommy,” “mommy blog,” “funny mom blog,” “cool mommy blogs,” “Mindy,” “blogs mommy,” and “themommyblog.”

There are oddballs, like “explaining a absence of work because of motherhood,” “dunk tank pictures 2008,” “not feeling good 3 months after birth,” and “up your skirt.”

Of course, there are always the unspeakable search strings one might expect to see (if one were warped and took the time to think hard enough, so to speak), like “mommy likes boys,” “mommy ass,” “mommy love d***,” and tons others I can’t say because they’d just be a string of asterisks. Suffice to say that I have quite a few mental images I could do without.

But today was the capper. Someone found me while searching for “maggots in ceiling.”

(If you’ve been reading here for a while, you’re probably doing the flappy hand dance. If you haven’t, but just want to do the flappy hand dance, go here. And? Here.)

Ahahahahaha! I found this from a hundred years ago. Well, 2004.