Me, Me, MeI just pulled out my checkbook to pay the cleaning service (praise be to God), flipped it over to start writing, and realized that it was, in fact, the remote for the DVD player.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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08.21.08 at 01:25 PM |
LOL! Very very funny.
08.21.08 at 03:32 PM |
I read this to my daughter and husband and was laughing so hard I couldn’t speak! Very funny!
08.21.08 at 06:06 PM |
I can so relate to this - I just saw the headline to this on Intent and had to click to read more.
My son of late (3 years old) is going through real separation anxiety. We’ve just come back from vacation and he just doesn’t want to let go. He is coming into our bed at nigh on a regular basis and man it’s doing me in!
Bring on the caffeine!!
08.21.08 at 07:38 PM |
I was so tired one day I put our mobile house phone in the frig...nice! I just had to tell my once a month house cleaner that with 3 kids in private school I can no longer afford her...it was a sad day indeed.
08.22.08 at 07:55 AM |
Wow. And I thought I was tired!!! Someone needs an N-A-P!
http://mylaundryblog.blogspot.com
08.22.08 at 01:49 PM |
Nothing wrong with that, a cheque can be written on anything a bank can read and vericy (at least in my neck of the woods). In fact, I do recall that someone once wrote on the side of a cow and the bank had to honour it as everything was kosher (even the cow, probably).
That, of course, could be pish.