IntheWordsoftheImmortalCharlieBrown…

imageWe had special plans to watch Dragon World tonight, so special that we swung by dad’s house to get the DVD. Can anyone guess where the DVD is now? Anyone? Anyone? Neither can we.

We turned the house upside down looking for it, which gave me oodles of opportunities to make such declarations as, “This is a perfect reason to put things in one place when you get home.” “I’ll bet you ten cookies that if your toys weren’t all over the place, you’d find that thing in five seconds.” “Gah! Look at this! What am I? Your maid?” (“Your not just our maid…”) “You are going to have to start pulling your own weight around here if you expect to receive an allowance, buster.” “Have you looked in your backpack?”

That last one got Logan’s attention. He returned with a beanie bear that looked like it had been dragged through a sewer. “Let me clean that, drop it in the sink, thank you.” He went back to looking, and I heard him call from his room, “Mom, why would there be play dough in my backpack?” I called back, “I don’t know, why wouldn’t there be? Why is that unusual?”

He brought me the play dough and handed it to me with a quizzical look. “Aaugh! That is NOT play dough! Go wash your hands! And give me that backpack! No! Don’t! I’ll get it!” “What, Mom? What is it?”

“My guess is that it’s a peach your dad packed for you about a month ago.”

Hot water: check. Antibacterial soap: check. Lysol spray: check.

Comments

Amber Amber said on...
07.22.05 at 08:12 PM |

Ah, but was it as gawdawfulgross as the watermelon rind I found in our playroom?

buzz buzz said on...
07.23.05 at 12:16 AM |

Hahaha!  I mean, EWWWW, fer sher, but still….HAHAHAHA!!

mindy mindy said on...
07.23.05 at 01:16 AM |

I don’t know, did the rind sort of conform to the shape of your hand, like it wanted to snuggle in?

Gail (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said on...
07.23.05 at 03:55 AM |

That is so gross.  Todd put a slice of bread in a sandwich bag and put it on his dresser to see how long it would take to rot.  A year later I made him throw it away.  I bet your peach was much grosser.

Amber Amber said on...
07.23.05 at 05:28 AM |

I can’t say if it wanted to snuggle my hand or not.  The swarming insects and the stench preventd me from touching it.  But when I cursed it and wished it to the trash, it got up and moved of it’s own accord!

joeyBagOdonuts (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said on...
07.23.05 at 06:34 AM |

Hey, Oh,

I’m sorry to break it to you all, but what do you think play-doh really is?

—Assorted, sterilized, rotting food mixed with food coloring, store it in an airtight container—voila play-doh! It will last forever.

I found some lemons in my refrigerator and they made a great green color play-doh. It was a little wet at first so I kept squishing it in my hand until enough moisture “played” out of it.

mindy mindy said on...
07.23.05 at 06:39 AM |

Joey, I shudder to think of your childhood. Stay away from my kids.

Ahahahahahaha my word is “fear.”

joeybagOdonuts (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) said on...
07.23.05 at 08:05 AM |

*Mindy speaks to me* ;-)

“So, how, you doin’...”

Running2Ks Running2Ks said on...
07.23.05 at 08:40 AM |

How awful.  I found an orange once—looked like black slush.  This is waaaay icky too!

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