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For some reason, that evokes images of sticking a butter knife into a toaster.

I didn’t you know could give a car a vasectomy. In fact I’d always assumed that your Volvo was female--must be because in my mind I’m always changing the two vowels.

Way to go MacGyver.

I’ve seen you with scissors…

will there be a follow up to this story?

You are my hero!

You know… that just makes me HOT!! 

That gave me a good laugh.  But I have to know.......was it a hard thrust with the knife or a strong sawing back and forth type of motion?

I am so impressed! You are an engineer at heart!

Should I be worried that my “secret word” is dead ?

You are sooo clever.

one of my first boyfriends, Dough, had an eensie orange Fiat 2-seater ... the driver’s side window was held up with a piece of wood sort of thing. but it was cute, really! anyway, once we were off in a park somewhere trying to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew--do you see where I’m going with this? the key snapped off in the cork. The only.ignition.key. For a short time, we started the car by popping the clutch; then he rigged up a toggle switch for the ignition, and secured the car by removing the alternator cap. the end. stage ...

heeeeeeeee, his name was DOUG. he was NOT doughy--he was a runner!

I’m a runner and I’m doughy…
also..you are my new god. I have no one to pray to anymore anyway so I was really in the market for a new god since selling my soul to the devil about 10yrs after breaking the law and being a total chicken shit about paying the piper.

Lazarus would be proud of you…

Mmmmm, dough…

You know Jill, I didn’t even want to know how he got that nick name!  Thank you for setting the record straight!

Why is it that when you wrote “my old 914” I immediately pictured you with a sooty face wearing mining gear?

You know, they have these things called, “screwdrivers” that might actually work better on those funny pieces of metal with the pretty star designs on top.