Bad Mood DudeI really hate bending down to peer behind a huge piece of furniture only to slam my face on the door frame adjacent to said piece of furniture. I hit hard enough to leave an eyelid print on the inside of one lens and pop that lens half out of its groove, scrape paint off my metal frames, and give myself a shiner from my left eyebrow all the way to the bottom of the orbital socket.
It really hurts.
And these were the frames that fit most comfortably. And cost the most.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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06.20.07 at 03:38 AM |
Big hugs
Did you declare it a new holiday?
Your holiday curse you mention.
Do take good care darling one.
Love you
Kisses for the boo boo’s!
06.20.07 at 03:58 AM |
That stinks. I guess you can try to look on the bright side (with your uninjured eye) and be happy that this happened after the wedding trip.
06.21.07 at 02:14 AM |
Ain’t life a BITCH!