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Wednesday, March 31, 2004 Weblogs

In preparing to accept the title of �La Connaisseuse des Culs � 2004� I did a little Googling for the obligatory sprinkling of bon mots. Alas, the results returned were all in French (those French have a different word for everything!), so it all sounded a bit dirty, with phrases like, “Voici pour votre plus grand plaisir” and “flageller des culs” and “elle voulait voir nos culs.”

So, curiosity piqued, I Googled La Connoisseur des Culs, and this time the results returned were decidedly more porn-y, with phrases like, “... and she is a ‘connoisseur’ ! Thanks Marilyn !” and [expunged] and especially [emphatically expunged].

In conclusion, I got nothin.’

I am not a bottomist, or a cataloger of arses, but I do see them several times a day, some of them naked in my own house, so I am a bit of an autodidact. I do pay attention, however, and have a great memory for casual comments, and can tell a lot about a person just by looking at him or her. You, for instance, have a very pronounced tendency to… well. Please write to me in private if you’d like the full analysis.

I am enormously grateful for the chance to have spent long, entertaining minutes at a stretch examining my fellow Bloggers’ Bottoms, something I would surely never have had the opportunity to do had there not been a dirty Glaswegian on my blogroll. Thank you, Zeno. The blogworld is a very much more [emphatically expunged] place with you in it.