Me, Me, MeI am getting ready to send out invitations to the several pals who have offered to guest-blog for me while I’m out of the country April 23-29… if you would like to be added and can promise to cause a ruckus without getting me disowned, drop me a line!
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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04.19.04 at 02:20 PM |
I’m gonna need some definitions here......
04.19.04 at 02:25 PM |
Those are some really big (read:witty and quick) shoes to fill, but I’m up for the challenge.
As a side note, I see that you’re an “adorable little rodent” in the ecosystem thing - is there a way to relay a message to these furry little bastards in my house that they’re no longer welcome?
04.19.04 at 02:55 PM |
***puts on donkey suit***
ooh ooh pick me!!! oh mE!!!! ooh ooh pick me!!!
04.19.04 at 03:11 PM |
Out of the country? And not blogging?
Umm, how about ‘NO’. DENIED.
What are we? Made of stone? Damn woman, why are you doing this to us?
04.19.04 at 07:23 PM |
I second the notion that these are mighty big shoes to fill. And I can barely think up enough content for my own poor journal! But I will write many snarky and entertaining comments to all guest-bloggers.
Have a great vacation!