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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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01.17.06 at 03:43 AM |
That looks SOOOO comfortable!! Wish I was there. (Please read that in the non-creepy-stalker way that I intended.)
01.17.06 at 03:54 AM |
ah such sweet dreams with such a beautiful little angel!
Blessings!
Love Jeanne
01.17.06 at 08:20 AM |
I think that Pottery Barn should be calling you any day now ...
01.17.06 at 08:32 AM |
No! Everything, including the bedside lamps came from Layla Grace, a site I’ve had linked on my shopping page forever!
I SO heart Layla Grace. *sigh* I’ve even called one of the owners and told her so.
01.17.06 at 11:51 AM |
First time here--I like your blogg--hope your book works out.
01.17.06 at 12:17 PM |
Is there a child in there somewhere???
All I see are flowers.
01.17.06 at 01:03 PM |
LOVE the bedding!!! OK, so do you have the QUILTED version or the plain version? it is BEAUTIFUL and FREE SHIPPING right now too!
01.17.06 at 03:27 PM |
I have the cotton duvet, the quilt (you need a quilt and a duvet here, believe it or not), and four european shams, plain. I gave that lots of thought--I like to lie on a mountain of pillows and I thought the cotton fabric was better for burrowing than the quilted material.
Hi, my name is Mindy, and I’m a sheetaholic.
01.17.06 at 05:53 PM |
Love, love, love LaylaGrace! Thanks for sharing.
I am not just a sheetaholic, I love home furnishings—we’re talking pots and pans, dishes (I currently have three different sets “on the ready” including a set of vintage everyday ware in avocado green and harvest gold)—a throwback from childhood.
I read jmom’s comment about Pottery Barn and was saying, “No! That’s not PB,” when I scrolled down to Mindy’s comment.
Hey Mindy, why don’t you write a book about sheet addiction and recovery, then go on Oprah?
01.18.06 at 01:59 PM |
I think she needs to go into recovery before she can write about recovery.
I have one set of very, very nice sheets. I take them off, wash them and put them right back on. It’s not that I don’t want more, I just can’t afford the ones I want.
01.18.06 at 02:29 PM |
Gail, prepare your credit card. Where do you think I get 1000 thread count king sheet sets for under $150? Bluefly!
If you haven’t slept on 800+ thread count, you haven’t felt like royalty. It’s unbelievable. There is no reason on earth to pay Pottery Barn the same amount of money for 220 thread count!
My Layla Grace duvet isn’t as soft, but I love the print and it looks so beautiful with my red walls.
Don’t bother spending a lot on a whole bedding ensemble—I highly recommend getting a set of really, really, soft, white sheets and using them with everything!
01.18.06 at 04:44 PM |
Ooooohhh, thank you. I have a full size bed so the set I like are $110. Not bad at all but I have to wait until after I do my taxes. We’ll see how that mess turns out and then maybe they will be mine, along with some things from Crate & Barrell that I must have.