…but my memory isn’t what it used to be and I’d probably forget by then.
Yesterday morning before getting up for school, Daphne asked, “Do you want to hear a construction joke?”
I said, “Sure.”
“Okay! Wait for it… wait for it…” She paused and sighed, “It’s not finished yet.”
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06.12.09 at 06:25 AM |
haha! Good one!
06.12.09 at 09:52 AM |
Ouch. I mean ha ha ha. My contractor just called this morning to say he wouldn’t be coming by today but he’ll be by on Monday. The bathroom is almost done, the bedroom is nearing completion and the outside siding job, which was the reason we hired him in the first place…not finished yet.
I find it rather sad that Daphne has already learned that it’s a joke to expect a contractor to finish the job. It’s not always true of course (and our contractor is quite good and a perfectionist and I’m the first to understand how good intentions can go unfinished)
06.19.09 at 02:32 AM |
LOL! That cracked me up!
07.21.09 at 03:58 PM |
You made me curious, so I searched a bit and found these three:
“How is a straight guy like tofu?
Squishy, unattractive and no taste.”
“What do you get when you cross a straight man and a straight woman?
Three kids, a mistress and two divorce lawyers.”
“If straight women who hang out with gay men are called *** hags and straight men who hang out with gay men are fruit flies, then what are straight men who hang out with lesbians called?
Voyeurs.”