WorkbitsI am a bad friend, a bad officemate, and a bad boss. Poor Neelam is fasting all week for religious reasons, and Kathy and I are sharing a pizza. Large. Half combo, half garlic chicken. Am truly wicked. But oh, so hungry.
Also, am spending the day in lounge clothes, barefoot, hair in pigtails, crosslegged on my office couch, with a wifi laptop on a chair in front of me not five feet from my desktop, M&Ms to my left, and Diet Coke to my right. Am as happy as can be considering that I am also poring through 228 pages of tax return items with a red pen and highlighter.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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03.26.04 at 10:32 AM |
Try working with Arabic people in December. She will get over it.
03.26.04 at 10:59 AM |
I can’t begin to tell you how many employment laws you have broken I my office.
BTW....pizza now tax deductible given its benefit to said tax preparer.
03.26.04 at 11:36 AM |
Colored M&M;’s or those crazy black and white ones?
03.26.04 at 12:10 PM |
Pastels! Just in time for Easer!