Tuesday, January 20, 2004
Tidbits on the Kidbits
Tidbits on the KidbitsNever use the word “streetwalker” in front of a 5-year-old.
Me: [dressing for work] “Gil, look at me. I can get away with the boots, or the hair, but not both. I’ll look like a streetwalker!”
Logan: “Mom? You’re going to be a streetwalker??”
Me: [fuckity fuckity fuck] “Oh, hon, Mommy’s being silly. We don’t walk in the streets!”
Logan: [giggles]
Me: [congratulates self on save]













01.20.04 at 06:47 AM |
Nice save indeed :-) So, what did you end up going with?
01.20.04 at 07:36 AM |
Both! [snicker]
01.20.04 at 08:18 AM |
I think I can safely speak for everyone else and say we’re waiting for your picture with the hair AND the boots…
01.20.04 at 08:28 AM |
God…and can you believe that I not only had a meeting today with my boss the CFO, but I am also presenting legal policies to all the programs with Counsel! Slut with a side of Revenue Code!
01.20.04 at 08:44 AM |
Sounds like “picture with the hair AND the boots” could be the prize for # 10,000?
01.20.04 at 09:12 AM |
I’m with Ellen. I think we need some proof. “Slut with a side of Revenue Code” - I love it! :-)
01.21.04 at 02:52 AM |
I’m picking you next time I need a good goalie.