Bad Mood DudeI have a sink and disposal full of standing water, part of which is an entire bottle of Draino. The plumber is on the way and it’s time for The Annual Empty Your Pockets After the Rain ceremony.
The last time this happened, I had to put in two thousand dollars worth of new pipes, and was warned there several more needed doing for another seven or eight grand. I just love the holiday season.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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12.11.07 at 11:06 AM |
Doesn’t that always happen? We just had to have two cars repaired last week, and now the dog is sick.
I wonder if it would help if we celebrated the holidays in March.
12.11.07 at 01:57 PM |
Well, let me put my hard luck in the bucket...how can i make it quick?
we own a restaurant.
car hits restaurant building.
restaurant bathroom caves in.
restaurant closes pending repairs.
indefinitely.
two weeks before christmas.
as in, no one is eating = my husband doesnt get a paycheck.
Santa is dead to me.
(i wrote about it on my site - with pictures! and a few F-bombs!)
12.12.07 at 02:26 PM |
Big hugs to you darling friend.
Love you
My Polyp was benign thank Goodness.
I pray for you and yours always.
Love Jeanne ^j^