Lots of holding back hair!
That, and “Mom, can you finish the Rubick’s cube for me?”
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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12.28.07 at 10:23 AM |
I’m so, so sorry!
....spraying some Lysol..........
12.28.07 at 11:19 AM |
Doh! The gifts just keep on coming, don’t they.
And can you actually finish someone’s Rubik’s Cube? Because I’m sure I have one left over from the 80s somewhere I could send you.
12.28.07 at 01:06 PM |
Right about now I think maybe, just maybe I’d switch places with you. I’ve spent the last two days trying to get my son’s computer free of viruses after he connected it to the wireless network. I’ve failed and we said screw it and returned the wireless card and cable . So we were going to bite the bullet and spend $100 for the xbox 360 wireless adapter that he wanted in the first place. We finally found one in the 4th store which was 30 miles from the first store. Now it is refusing to find his gateway address (whatever that is). I’ve had enough.
12.28.07 at 09:57 PM |
No, I can’t do more than a side and a half. But they are always prepared to ask me to do something they can’t do once they are tired of trying.
Oh, I’m sorry, did that sound bitter?