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me: get this
me: Logan is all upset that his soccer balls are getting beat up
kal: Awwww
me: scratches from the rose bushes
me: dirt
me: OMG DIRT
me: on a SOCCER BALL
me: and is upset that I leave his soccer nets up all night
kal: There is very little nicer than a pristine, smoooooth new soccer ball
kal: I remember that
me: “but mooooom they might get wet!”
kal: What happens to them overnight
kal: LOL
me: he sleeps with them
kal: The balls, or the nets?!
me: and one night we left one out
me: and there was no way I was going out for it
me: and he said but it’s not fair
me: that one has to stay out in the cold and the dark while this one is snuggly warm on my rug
kal: LOLOL
kal: Anthropomorphology of nylon?!
me: and I was all, issues? Good night!
me: ok I hear the hose coming on I have to investigate
kal: K
kal: Go shut him down
me: literally
me: xoxoxoxox
kal: *hugs*
kal: Take care,
kal: Tell Dylan I said “FLibberflabberflangyfloo”
me: *spits… spit*
kal: Dude!
kal: Suede shoes, man, SUEDE
kal: Jeeeezus
me: haaaaaaaaaaaa
me: I just snorted
kal: ?!
kal: Coke?
me: no
me: nose
me: laughing
kal: Or laughing at Flibberflabberflangfloo?
me: that did it again
me: knock it off
kal: LOL
kal: It’s the BEST word ever
me: time for another Fun with IM post
me: I know
me: will work it into the book dedication
kal: Damn right
me: “And for Kal.... Flibberflabberflangfloo”
kal: flangY
me: ah
me: *makes note*
me: I cut and past you know
me: idjit
kal: I know, I know
kal: That’s why I’m always slightly scared of talking to you
me: damn straight
me: off with ye
kal: K
kal: I bet your house is flooded
me: could well be
me: but at least it’s clean now
kal: I doubt it
me: cow
kal: It would still have the stain of YOUR SOUL!
me: *booking flight, packing trident*
me: *calling Thor for backup*
kal: Missile, or giant spork?
me: hmmm
kal: LOL
kal: Thor’s an ass
me: you just scream “spork” all over
kal: Really bad eczema
kal: SPORK!
me: I will have him scratch over your immobilized body
kal: In fact, I think that’s how you spell that noise you make when you laugh
me: you’ve never heard me!
kal: HAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHSPORKHAHAHA
me: ok you’re going down
me: *opens publish page*
kal: I can dream, baby, I can dream =0)
kal: NOOOOO!
kal: Oh man, I’m fucked
kal: At least I’ll get traffic!
me: I’m twice your age!!!!
me: minus ten
kal: Yeah, I know
kal: Mrs Mindy? You’re trying to seduce me…
me: Mrs Robinson to you
kal: Wait, you’re Robertson, aren’t you?
me: beat ya
kal: That’s my clan
kal: My mother’s maiden name
me: my Scottish name is Lorimer
me: as in the beer
kal: Ahhh
kal: Ok, I’ll forgive
me: grandpa was a caber tosser
me: (soooo much mileage to be had with that sentence)
kal: Ok, I feel better
kal: RIGHT!
me: Tam Lorimer was a bass drummer, caber tosser, and swam the English Channel
kal: Tea, toast, duvets, sleep. 
me: ok
me: sweet dreams
kal: G’night
kal: I doubt it
me: yes, must remember who I’m speaking with
kal: I’ll just toss and turn all night going “Nooo, nooo, don’t publish me....”
me: too late
kal: LOL
me: *closes window*
kal: Heh
kal: Liar
me: oh you think so?
me: check back in five
kal: Shite
kal: Ok, I really really am going to bed now
me: liar
kal: Hey man
kal: You’re the one who keeps trying to finish the conversation
me: *last word*
kal: I just don’t want to be the lead weight that drags you down
kal: *cow*
me: *last word for real*
kal: *nuh-uh*
me: *I have six more hours of daylight*
kal: *I talk in my sleep*
me: *will blog that too*
kal: *SPORK*
me: *last snort*
kal: LOL, ok, ok
kal: Enough
kal: *hugs*
me: yeah
kal: G’night
me: bye
kal: last
me: *last word*
kal: LOL
kal: BITCH
me: be quiet, I’m publishing
kal: RIGHT
kal: Leaving, making tea, will check back and comment, this had better be pretty fucking complimentary
kal: Oh, by the way?
me: yes?
kal: Your crotch is melting…
kal: AFK
me: yes but I now blog from the tub so no worries
me: AFK?
kal: Away form Keyboard
me: k
me: liar
kal: I *was*
me: *whistles*
me: stop bothering me
me: (you know I love you)
kal: *sob* how can I believe that? *sob*
kal: You only use me for material!
me: but it’s quality stuff!
kal: I’m like your blogging bitch
kal: *SPORK*
me: love
kal: Did you say F-F-F-Floo to Dylan?
me: he’s not here yet
me: but I will practice it in the car
kal: Ohhh, well
kal: Tell Logan
me: ok
kal: In fact, tell them all
me: over and over
kal: I want it to be the catchphrase
me: it will be
me: will stitch a sampler
kal: ROFL
kal: “God Bless This FlibberFlabberFlangyFloo”
me: heeeeee
kal: Oh god, I’d pay good money to hang that on my wall
kal: RIGHT!
me: nite nite
kal: Go collect your children
me: SPORK
kal: SPORK!
kal: *hug* night
me: over and out