Me, Me, MeWheeeeeee! I am just buttoning up my office and getting ready to DITCH this place for a whole week! I’ll be at a work-related conference, two thousand miles away from my family, which will seem like heaven for the first three days and will then be tortuous beyond all reason for the next four days. Such is the Mommy Curse.
In the interim, I will be leaving my beloved blog in the witty and capable hands of Lee, Genuine, Snowball, Cyn, and Jenn. Gil may even join in, if the kids give him two adjacent seconds at a stretch!
So, basically, this is a not-so-veiled disclaimer: anything you read on this blog between the morning of April 23 and the morning of April 30 WAS NOT AUTHORED BY ME.
Do NOT get upset with me for any content during those dates. Please, especially if you are part of the family and only read once in a while, these Guest Bloggers are my friends, good people, and they mean well. They are also very, very funny, and very, very twisted. I have no idea what they are going to do to this place, but it should be fun to watch.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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04.22.04 at 12:48 PM |
Yay!!! Quick Gen, get the scissors, ductape and truckload of popcorn. this is gonna be good.
04.22.04 at 12:51 PM |
Lee I think she just called you twisted!
04.22.04 at 02:29 PM |
Have a great trip Mindy! The next week here should be interesting…
04.22.04 at 02:51 PM |
I’ve been called worse....
04.22.04 at 03:36 PM |
it doesn’t matter if you post a disclaimer ... somebody somewhere will get pissed at you and send you hate email.
*whistles innocently*
04.22.04 at 04:35 PM |
Have a good trip and enjoy some kid free time. Wheeeeeee!