TheMommyBlog

Saturday, December 09, 2006 Me, Me, Me, Weblogs

I was just leaving a comment on a LiveJournal blog, and when I used their spellchecker my eyeballs popped out of my head and rolled under the couch when I saw the results. (From under the couch. Mommies can see everything.)

According to LiveJournal, I had three mispelled words: blog, blogger, and Wonderbelly. They offered many helpful and rather creative substitutes.

Suggestions:
Blog: Bog, Log, Blag, Bloc, Biog, Bldg, Blow, Blob, Blot, Clog, Flog, Slog

blogs: blags, blocs, bloc’s, blocks, blokes, bogs, logs, bilges, biogs, blows, blobs, blots, clogs, flogs, slogs, Belg’s, bulges, belongs, bilks, Borgs, belugas, bog’s, bogus, log’s, loges, logos, bongs, balks, bolas, boles, bolls, bolus, bulks, bolds, bolts, belows, blouse, blob’s, block’s, bloke’s, blot’s, bowlegs, bags, begs, blag, bloc, bugs, bulk’s, lags, legs, lugs, bilge’s, Bligh’s, Borg’s, bong’s, bulge’s, biology’s, beluga’s, bogy’s, bowleg’s, loge’s, logo’s, bag’s, bug’s, leg’s, bola’s, bole’s, boll’s, bolt’s

blogger: logger, flogger, blocker, bigger, boggier, bulgier, bloke, booger, bugger, logier, lugger, blower, blagged, Bloomer, bloater, bloomer, blooper, blotter, blowier, bragger, slugger, blacker, bleaker

blog: bog, log, blag, bloc, biog, bldg, blow, blob, blot, clog, flog, slog

Blog: Bog, Log, Blag, Bloc, Biog, Bldg, Blow, Blob, Blot, Clog, Flog, Slog

Wonderbelly: Wonder belly, Wonder-belly, Underbelly, Wonderfully, Wonderbra, Wonderful, Vanderbilt

So it looks like I have all kinds of latitude with branding and identity! From now on, I shall be called Mindy Roberts, Flogger and Author of The Mommy Bilge: Adventures from the Vanderbilt of Motherhood.