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Thursday, January 21, 2010 QOTD

DYING today with the quotes of the day. It’s not even seven-thirty yet and I’m hurrying to get them all down, and they just keep coming as I’m working. (These are not my kids, which is why I get to sip my coffee and keep on typing.)

“What do you want for breakfast?”
(Playing Wii) “I want something that takes a really long time.”

Serving breakfast:

“I’m not eating that.”
“Yes, you are, you said you would.”
“You don’t have a signed contract.’”
“Oh, yes I do, it’s a verbal contract, legally binding, and will hold up in a court of law.”
“Then somebody get me some virtual scissors!”

And, finally:

“SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!”