QOTD“When I’m a baseball player, I’ll lend you a couple of million. If you still haven’t found a job, that is.”
—Logan
I write. A lot.
I also design stuff and collect funny things kids say. Oh, and please buy my book. It's very funny.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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09.06.07 at 02:50 AM |
This is so up my alley. I’ve promised my daughter a turtle when my book gets published.
I like your blog..entertaining and well written. If we were neighbours I think we’d have dinner parties and become great pals.
09.06.07 at 10:31 AM |
What a kind, generous, smartass kid you have
09.06.07 at 12:29 PM |
Hayley...oo, oo...I wanna play if-we-were-neighbors with Mindy:
I wouldn’t let my kids go near her house during holidays.
/I have more
//My secret word is “others” as in I don’t play well with
09.07.07 at 02:02 AM |
How sweet and wonderful are all of your children.
Love you my sweet friend.
Jeanne
X0X0
09.08.07 at 04:06 AM |
HA! Kids....
09.12.07 at 08:55 PM |
Isn’t that why we think they are so terrific?? I am not sure how old he is (mine is 6) but I have written a book about a little boy who gets to throw out the first pitch at a professional baseball game. http://burburandfriends.com/products