FamilyLogan: “Dad, I’m hungry. Let’s get breakfast.”
Dad: [reading book]
Logan: “Da-ad, that book doesn’t look like breakfast.”
Dylan: “Help! I need help with my bottom!”
Mom: “Um… I’m helping Daphne!” [grin]
Dad: [Drags self out of bed to help Dylan]
Logan: ”That sure doesn’t look like breakfast either.”
Mom: “Logan, Daddy’s not in a joking mood right now.”
Logan: “I’m not joking.”
Mom: [Look of Death]
Logan: “OK, I’m joking. Heh.”
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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04.04.04 at 08:23 AM |
You know Mindy I am sure Logan has more of mum’s genes than dad’s *lol*. How old is he?
04.04.04 at 09:22 AM |
You know what’s funny? Logan and Gil are two. peas. in. a. pod. It’s amazing. But once in a while, some of me peeks out and it’s the funniest thing! He’s really the fact curator around here though. You just try to get a contradictory statement past him and… look out! Hmmm. I guess that is me. They do get their easy-going disposition and patience for little things from Gil. I’m a bit of a stress monster. (Nooooo! Really??)
Dylan is really like I was as a child; he looks like I did, and looks like my father did, and is like a little leprechaun with his funny moves and comedic timing. And things don’t seem to faze him as much as they do Logan.
04.04.04 at 11:09 AM |
hehehehe…
oh, and BTW (whilst searching for flights online in another window) I can feel the sugar buzz already!!
04.04.04 at 11:49 AM |
I see Gil is also the poop checker!
04.05.04 at 09:11 AM |
Why is it that, though we’ve never met face to face, I SO know that look?