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Tuesday, December 15, 2009 Family

Son: *farts*

Daughter: You miss him now?

The kids have been killing me since I got back yesterday. They got taller and funnier in the last two weeks, I swear. It’s like they took a speed-funny class while I was in Thailand. I can’t even remember half the stuff they said, they were throwing me curve balls all night, and they knew what they were doing to me, all jet-lagged and still getting over this three-week cold.

Them: Something screamingly funny

Me: AhahahahahacoughcoughHACKcoughsilentwrackinghahahaha!

Them: Slow, funky, backwards dance out of the room and around the corner to the kitchen, brief pause, pop back into hallway with jazz hands finish.