Me, Me, MeMy Aunt Ellen has been posting some gorgeous photos of the things growing in her yard. I have a keen interest in anything in her yard, her house, her life, beause she is family, but doubly because she lives in the house that was my grandmother’s through my childhood. I won’t go all nostalgic on you here, but yes, everything popping to your mind applies. (Except you, and you. Knock that off. This is a family blog.)
This week, she posted a photo of a pineapple plant, with a huge pineapple sticking out of the top, looking all edible and stuff. Being a city girl, I could stand there all day going, “Wow! Cool! Who knew!”
My experience with pineapples is limited to the produce section and hospitals.
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Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
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05.08.04 at 05:41 AM |
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05.08.04 at 03:13 PM |
I love me some pineapple!