WorkbitsThe girls and I had an absolute blast playing hooky today! We had a nice, leisurely, fattening brunch, during which Kathy made me spew coffee, and then headed off for our henna tattoos. Since most of you voted for lower back, lower back it is!
I’ve posted two pics, one of the design right after it was finished, and another after the dried henna had been scraped off. You can see that I haven’t photoshopped the fingernail scratches from trying to reach all the little bits! Or the Iowa-sized ass underneath.
And I’ve also added a few pics of the others’ designs. The artist had THE most adorable daughter! We died laughing as she reeled off every Dora song and dance, and even helped me find missing belongings stolen by Swiper with my GoodLink. How, you may ask? We emailed her the location, of course! I wanted to take her home, she was that charming.
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06.25.04 at 02:37 PM |
Nice Iowa!
06.25.04 at 02:39 PM |
Like the henna tatoo- that’s pretty cool.
I was also going to say nice a**, but jilbur said it already with much more wit.
06.25.04 at 03:28 PM |
You look great! And that ass is, at most, Rhode Island sized! *wink*
06.25.04 at 03:51 PM |
I may be sleep deprived but I don’t see an ass. I see a lower back...but no ass.
06.25.04 at 06:06 PM |
AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW Not the belly!!! Butt it looks very nice!! (snicker!) Ok so you can’t see your rear but the lower back looks great!
06.26.04 at 12:22 AM |
That is very nice, like the red pants. How long do they last (not the pants)?
06.26.04 at 04:50 AM |
It looks great! And you have a waist, I’m so jealous!
06.26.04 at 05:17 AM |
It looks great. If that’s Iowa, may I say the Hawkeye State never looked so good! Maybe the S.A. man used to carry a Bible, but found the cell phone more useful *sigh*
06.26.04 at 05:23 AM |
Jesus, honey, if that’s Iowa, I’m definitely needing some geography lessons. I was too busy staring at the teeny-tiny waist, anyway.
You look luuuuurvely and I’m jealous of the tattoo. Very cool!
06.26.04 at 07:54 AM |
Looks awesome Mindy! Now show it off today!! ("Shake your Groove Thang” music in the background for effect)
06.26.04 at 12:54 PM |
hey mindy where are you? you just got up and ran away
06.26.04 at 01:55 PM |
Nice henna tattoo - show it off!
06.28.04 at 03:59 AM |
You have a lovely back and waist… and tattoo.
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