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Bring your kids to the doctor for “the talk?” You bet! I’m a gynecologist and I do a lot of pediatrics and I’ve had the talk with loads of girls.  And I’ve had a deeper version of the talk with tons of teens (a much harder talk in reality).  So yes, parents, if you’re ever wigging out about how to do it, we docs are happy to help. Whatever it takes to help our kids grow up empowered, educated, and safe, right?

Good luck! My daughter is only three, so she hasn’t even noticed that Mommy and Daddy look different yet…the day will come….

Wow, that was funny! I can only imagine my two boys discussing “the talk” when they are older. Yikes! I am going to run for the hills….

Thats funny. Had the same situation happen to me recently

Hysterical… reminds me of the time that one of my piano students told me about the birth of her brother.  That was an interesting parent phone call to make…

”human sex is nothing like animal sex”... oh yeah? *snort

Hey Mindy, I took my kids to Heart to Heart at Packard Children’s - they loved it, it was funny and informative, and got all those conversations started. Worth a look.

That is hilarious! It reminds me of that scene from Knocked Up when the little girl is explaining sex and babies.

My daughter is only two, but I’ll have to remember that I can hand this uncomfortable task over to my OB/GYN.

We just did the Mother-Daughter Tea at school for my 5th grader. A certified nurse came and talked to them; we played a couple of ice breaker games and had snacks & cake. It was all good.

My son (6) and daughter (4) just asked me how babies “get out of your stomach.”  When I told them, my son said, “Phew, that’s good.  Because it would really hurt to have a baby come out of your penis.”  They were both oddly relieved that babies come out of the “JJ” and not your butt.  My daughter was absolutely down with the whole idea.  I figured I’d just let her keep livin’ the dream.

Honestly?  That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. 

My 11-year-old is in the throes of growingupitis right now and her little brother and sister are completely disgusted with the whole thing.

I think Sam summed it up best when he said

“If you’re going to pubertate just get it over with. That’s what I’m going to do when it is my turn.”

LOL kids are so funny! When a very pregnant friend came over to our house, my then 9 year old daughter asked her how the baby got into her tummy.
The friend said, ” well I have an egg and ‘B’ has a seed and when they come together they make a baby.
DD said ” I know that. I wanna know how that seed got out of his penis and into your tummy”.

Hi,
  The Kahun Gynaecological Papyrus is the oldest known medical text, (dated to about 1800 BCE) dealing with women’s complaints—gynaecological diseases, fertility, pregnancy, contraception etc. The text is divided into thirty-four sections, each section dealing with a specific problem and containing diagnosis and treatment, no prognosis is suggested. Treatments are non surgical, comprising applying medicines to the affected body part or swallowing them. The womb is at times seen as the source of complaints manifesting themselves in other body parts.
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THAT was hilarious!  OMG, I was laughing out loud!

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