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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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08.25.08 at 09:42 PM |
Oh my lands. I can’t believe how old they’re looking this year!!! All grown up and stuff. *sigh*
08.26.08 at 04:32 AM |
OH THEY LOOK SO GROWN UP! Kvelling here.
Suddenly Dylan looks exactly like Gil and the other two like you.
I’m sad to see school start this year, too. Weird, huh?
08.26.08 at 07:30 AM |
What beautiful kids. They’re getting so big.
I hate when school starts. My baby is a senior this year. So depressing.
08.26.08 at 09:35 AM |
They look so grown up. Nice cleavage shot of you. :D
08.26.08 at 12:52 PM |
Lisa,
I’m glad someone else noticed!
—X
08.27.08 at 03:54 PM |
That girl has at-ti-TUDE to spare, and man, can she Vogue. And as a teacher, I see what you mean about your (a-HEM) middle child, who is without a doubt a middle child; I would seat him where I could see him, for sure. Not because he would be bad, necessarily, but because he looks like he can get rather.... creative when the mood strikes. Heh, heh.
08.28.08 at 10:54 AM |
Wow! They’ve grown up so much! And look just like you. So cute!!