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Saturday, November 25, 2006 Family

“If there’s crying, it’s not fun!”

UN Category: Conservative Democracy
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Superb
Location: the South Pacific

The Republic of Mommyipeedabed is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales industries.

Crime—especially youth-related—is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mommyipeedabed’s national animal is the monkey and its currency is the goldfish cracker.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19%. A robust private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining industries.

Crime is moderate. Mommyipeedabad’s national animal is the monkey and its currency is the goldfish cracker.