WeblogsI was just following a link back from one of my comments, and discovered the fruity goodness that is Testypea. One of the links in her recent post had me laughing sooooo hard (for those of you who know me in real life, it was that loud, hyena-like beauty of a noisemaker). I loves me some Jesus cartoon.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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09.08.04 at 07:51 AM |
The Jesus cartoons are a riot!
09.08.04 at 09:00 AM |
I laughed till I stopped! Thanks!
(I especially liked the golf one and the “you’re so tense.. does that feel better?”
09.08.04 at 10:27 AM |
you scared my husband. quelle surprise! S’okay. I have that effect on husbands, too.
09.08.04 at 12:10 PM |
The laugh track will make a very nice phone message...thank you.
09.08.04 at 12:19 PM |
OMG...I had to bite my lip. I’m in the library computing center as I’m reading these and this is a RIOT! Hahahhahahhaa. oh shhhhhhhh! (quieter) hahahhahah.
09.08.04 at 12:47 PM |
Hilarious. Thanks Mindy. You cracked me up. (As in, I come a close second to the whole hyena thing)
The laugh track? LOVE IT. I’m just as bad, excecpt I tend to knee-slap too, and occasionally stomp a foot or two.
I’m SO gonna have to watch a funny movie with you. Hopefully in public. And then after? We go eat somewhere and relive it all and scare all the other patrons out. YEAAAAAH.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-gasp-hahhahahahahahhaahahahahahaha
09.08.04 at 12:47 PM |
Oh yeah, the Jesus cartoons? hilarious. Love me some Jesus cartoons.
09.08.04 at 01:45 PM |
I’m sorry, but the laugh track was just too spooky… I’ll let Rosie hear it tomorrow though and I’ll give you the feedback. She was mad at me today because I wouldn’t call you
09.08.04 at 06:48 PM |
The laughing? you totally sound like me. or i sound like you.
09.08.04 at 08:14 PM |
*snort*
Thanks for sharing, Mindy. Those were so funny I almost choked on my Oreo.
K.
09.09.04 at 11:22 AM |
Thank y’all for visiting my site. Oh and if you like cartoons, did you check out the Aug 23 entry:Inside the Justice League ? Here’s the link -> http://testypea.blogspot.com/2004_08_01_testypea_archive.html
Enjoy