After days of insisting that Mommy will NOT be dressing up for the festivities tonight, I had an inspiration for a truly terrifying costume: me sporting a third trimester bump. I called Gil and we agreed that it would definitely send our neighbors into a corner, frantically checking with each other to see if it was really possible for me to be pregnant for the 4th time in 5 years. It would be priceless. Then we got to talking, and I thought, hey...I still have a lot of maternity clothes, and some are fairly big...what if GIL went pregnant? It’s the perfect stay-at-home-dad costume. I’ll go looking for a frilly apron at lunctime to put over it, and maybe I’ll wear one of his suits!
If we pull it off, we’ll definitely post pictures.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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