FamilyThis morning, I was sleeping the sleep of the recently deceased… just could not peel my eyelids open until almost 8 (yes, 8!), but reluctantly did so when my sons came yodeling into the bedroom and started jumping up and down on me.
“Mommy!" ~jump~ “Oooff! ~jump jump~ “Look at us!” ~knee~ “Ow!” ~jumpjumpjumpjump~ “Say cheeeeese!” ~jump CLICK jumpjump~ “Huh?”
Logan had his new camera around his neck on a strap and was proudly taking aim again. I gave a wan smile and rolled out from under the covers and retreated to the shower. A few minutes later, standing there like a zombie, face up to the water, I heard it again: “Say CHEESE!” ~CLICK~ “Man, I just LOVE taking pictures of the shower!” “Huh? Wait--Logan--was there film in there???”
Aaauuuuugggggghhhhhhh!
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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02.18.04 at 10:49 AM |
Now let me see you explain THAT picture!!1lol
02.18.04 at 11:10 AM |
*can’t stop hovering*
02.18.04 at 03:07 PM |
Buzz: if you must, you can click on the mommy & me photo in the DSL post below and see me in a towel and Daphne in her skivvies…
02.19.04 at 10:40 AM |
Oh my god! That is truly a beautiful picture!! Wow!