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Saturday, February 28, 2004 Familybits

Signs your child is spending too much time with SpongeBob:

Logan: “Mom! Guess what! I flipped this big pancake all my myself, it was bigger than any other one I’ve ever flipped!”
Mom: “That’s great, honey!”
Logan: “I just got a really good flip on it. I must have been using my [SpongeBob voice] Magic Spatula! Actually, it’s not magic. I’m just really good at this.”
Dad: “You really are. Maybe someday you’ll be a chef.”
Logan: “Naw, I just wanna be a fry cook.”
Dad: “Well.. sure. You’d get to make just about anything!”
Mom: [under her breath] “Except a living wage.”