Me, Me, MeSo… I’m sitting here in my room after having awakened from a 3 1/2 hour nap, sipping Veuve Clicquot and sampling truffles. I am planning a jacuzzi soak in a few moments, and will peruse the in-room movie selections after I pour the bath gel.
Help me choose--shall I order:
1. the four cheese blend pizza with mozzarella, pecorino romano, parmesean & fontina;
2. or the flash fried calamari with fig balsamic vinegar and caponata?
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04.27.04 at 04:02 PM |
Pizza. Always a great day for Pizza. I’m so jealous! I want a vacation and be able to order great stuff and drink like a fish.
04.27.04 at 04:23 PM |
The calamari, definitely. Low-carb all the way, baby!
Though the pizza sounds sinful - especially after three weeks without tasting real bread. Mmmm…
04.27.04 at 05:15 PM |
I find that the balsamic doies not pair well with wine. Go with the pizzea with a nice bolf zinfandel to cut the cheesiness of the these bold flavors. A good Syrah would do well.
04.27.04 at 05:15 PM |
What am I saying? Get both, hey who’s gonna know?
04.27.04 at 05:25 PM |
I did!!!! *BURP*
04.28.04 at 05:48 AM |
Just order more Veuve!
04.28.04 at 08:03 AM |
/sigh I’m jeaolous! 3 1/2 hour nap? Bah, naps are over-rated.