Okay campers, I’m off to San Francisco for three nights - like that would be apparent to anyone online.. but it does mean that I get to have dinner with mom and see her office, and maybe, just MAYBE, actually meet with my boss.
If you’re wondering what a gal like me does in ole San Fran, this will more than cover it!
Gotta run!
I write. A lot.
I also design stuff and collect funny things kids say. Oh, and please buy my book. It's very funny.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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01.16.08 at 04:43 PM |
Good ol’ SFO! Have a ball. I love that city. The smells of tourist at Fisherman’s Wharf, the quick ride on the Trolley car just to get from one end of the city to the next. The abundant ethnic restaurants! And the cosmopolitan feel. The quick relax drive to Sausalito and getting a starbucks and just take in the view in the perfect little streets and homes on the hills of Sausalito. I’M JEALOUS...and if all else fails the SHOPPING!!! Have FUN!! Living vicariously thru U!!!
01.16.08 at 10:44 PM |
Mindy, Phil, I swear on all that’s holy that I was NOT stalking you! That sure was funny, though, with the waving and the parallel driving and the out-of-the-clear-blue-sky-like-a-house-fell-on-ya-ness. Not that y’all are houses. Or that the sky was especially blue, what with the encroaching dusk and all. But for the sake of hyperbole, let’s go with it.
Enjoy your break!!
01.17.08 at 08:16 AM |
I await your trip report ... especially any new eateries!
01.18.08 at 12:06 PM |
Jealous. really jealous.