The best part of the entire night, and maybe of the entire week, was getting Gil all suited up like a pregger lady. I dug out my maternity yoga pants and hoodie, and nearly wet myself laughing for forty minutes while I wrestled him into the clothes, stuffed Bear (from the Big Blue House) into his pants, puuuuuulllled the stretchy waistband up over his bump, and strapped a fake baby to him in the Bjorn. It was priceless.
Oh, and the kids. The kids were adorable. But Gil just slayed me.
Quote from Logan, “This is the best day of my entire life!”
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11.01.03 at 08:02 AM |
Wish you all had come by my house! What a hoot
11.01.03 at 02:59 PM |
what a good lookin’ bunch you are… Gotta love that bump Gil!
11.07.03 at 12:53 AM |
I love the outfits, especially the caped crusader!
I really didn’t get Gil’s though, I look like that most mornings so he could actually have been dressed as me! Now I know why I keep getting knowing smiles from older women!
11.09.03 at 03:31 PM |
I noticed you ran out of toilet paper.
11.09.03 at 03:38 PM |
Yeah, we did. Could it possibly be because our three-year-old is learning to clean himself up and uses about three-quarters of a roll each time? And then stuffs the whole, unbroken, sporadically sullied length in the wastebasket? Could be!