Logan was hiding under the covers this morning, making a tent and chattering away.
Logan: “You should close up your underwear a little bit because I can see your butt.”
Me: “Good morning to you, too.”
Logan: “No, really, I can see your butt.”
Me: “Logan, I am wearing flannel pj bottoms with a drawstring. And boy shorts. You can not see my bottom.”
Logan: “Oh. I guess that’s not your butt.”
Me: “What isn’t?”
Logan: “This skin.”
Me: “You mean my back? No it certainly isn’t. It’s flat and a bit high up to be anything else.”
Logan: “I guess I can’t see your butt after all.”
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
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11.22.04 at 11:00 AM |
HA!
11.22.04 at 12:00 PM |
**starts humming “bay’s got back"**
Was that an obvious joke? Funny, my special word is “down”.
11.22.04 at 02:21 PM |
We’ve got to get this kid a camera phone. Shoot first, philosophically ponder later.
11.22.04 at 05:16 PM |
I’d have smacked that boy....the nerve!
11.23.04 at 05:30 AM |
Ha! What a way to wake up!
11.24.04 at 11:59 AM |
Hee! Just catching up! That was HILAROUS.