Fun with IMSince it’s already tomorrow in Europe (well, it is here, too, but it’s an ungodly hour), I tried to ping Amber to wish her a happy birthday, but she has thoughtlessly left her computer to do “other things.”
So I pinged her better other half. No luck. How can they enjoy her birthday if they are not breathlessly awaiting my involvement??
Go over and say Happy Birthday,, and tell her Auntie Mindy sent you!
(And for eight whole months, baby, I get to be just one year older than you!!)
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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01.23.05 at 01:15 AM |
It’s just after 11am in the UK so it must be Stupid O’Clock in the morning with you yet apparently you are still online! (Am commenting as I don’t have Yahoo Messenger to say hi and am also trying to do a job app so that would be yet another distraction.)
Night night, sleep tight.
01.23.05 at 09:36 AM |
When do you sleep?
01.23.05 at 09:38 AM |
It’s a problem. For instance, Gil just took the kids out for a couple of hours so I could rest, and I CAN’T! I’m all edgy and jittery and can’t relax. Eghghgh.
01.23.05 at 10:21 AM |
Hey Mindy! Will be over to chat with Amber shortly, but I wanted to make sure that you knew that the CROWD chose your poppy name. I want to make sure you like it before I blogroll it. They said, “Mommy Poppy”. An interesting double entendre, don’t you think? Would your husband be too intimidated? The thought of it is simply delicious to me, but wanted to get your opinion.
Oh, and by the way...ummm...do ya’ REALLY think that being the 3rd in “Best OVERALL blog” in the entire personal blogosphere is an a**-wiping? Do ya’ think?… Just head on back. We’ll get ya’ all fixed up. A few kudos and lots of back slappin’ will do wonders for that fragile ego...
MWAH!
01.23.05 at 01:41 PM |
Sleep is good, but it WAY cuts into your snarking time
And Mindy Snark is like, a national treasure.
01.23.05 at 07:51 PM |
OK! You’re in the club now! Cheers!
01.23.05 at 11:01 PM |
Yes dear, but you will always be older
secret word… ‘will’
As in YES YOU WILL and as in… SHOULD I WRITE MINE NOW?
01.23.05 at 11:06 PM |
Oh, and thank you sweetie!