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Monday, November 17, 2003

I shorted out my writing fuse posting on DotMoms today. In case I don’t recover, you can see it here.

Saturday, November 15, 2003

Oh, Daisy, I could spend all night wandering around behind you. This is a riot.

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Slimmy Dawg Lobos. What’s yours? Powered by Rum and Monkey.

Saturday, November 15, 2003

BEFORE WE WERE MOMMIES,
WHAT DID WE DO?

My first time posting on DotMoms, I borrowed an idea and blew it. I published the post and then left for the day, leaving it lavishly marring the page. [sigh]. I’ll be practicing my html in my room.

(At least I got this one right!)

Friday, November 14, 2003

Anagram Genius had a field day with my full name (if you want to try to guess what it is...be my guest. Here’s a hint: it’s not any of the combinations listed below.)

Ill-bred, stormier moaner.
Moral trembler derision.
A merriest, ill-bred moron.
Ill-bred or stormier amen.
Interbred, immoral loser.
Bold or merrier ailments.
Dear! terrible, slim moron.
Ill-bred or merriest moan.
Bloodier, slimmer ranter.
Merrier or manliest bold.
I’m terrible, old ransomer.
To ill-bred, rare misnomer.
Bolder, menial terrorism.
All broodier merriments.
Tremblers or ideal minor.
Ramblers or tidier lemon.
Ill-bred, stormier or mean.
Breast ill-omened mirror.
Lad or terrible misnomer.
I’m trendier loo ramblers.

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Interbreed or slim moral.
Embroiled or slim ranter.
Retard libeler moronism.
Liable, modern terrorism.
Ramblers or on delimiter.
Nimbler, stormier loader.
Nimbler, desolate mirror.
Nimbler or arid molester.
Ill-bred ransomer to mire.
Solid laborer merriment.
Noblest, remedial mirror.
Terrible, immoral drones.
Is terrible, modern moral.
Terrible as milder moron.
Adore in or slim trembler.
An embroiled, slim terror.
Merriest or manlier bold.
Ill-bred or stormier name.
Ill-bred or steamier norm.
Brain or milder molester.
I’m a terror’s milder noble.
Abler or solid merriment.
Random, stormier libeler.
Liberal, stormier modern.
Terrible or a slim modern.
Trembler or minor ladies.
Merit or embroiled snarl.
Learnt broodier slimmer.
Emit or ill-bred ransomer.
Ill-bred ransomer or item.
I am terser, ill-bred moron.
I’m a terser, ill-bred moron.
Moaner or ill-bred merits.
Mad rebellion terrorism.
Notable or direr slimmer.
I’m terrible, random loser.
Terrible, slim or on dream.
Ramblers idle or on merit.
Milder, snootier rambler.
Idle on stormier rambler.
I’m interbred, moral loser.
I’m lendable or terrorism.
So ill-bred or a merriment.
Moaners or ill-bred merit.
Bar! ill-omened terrorism.
Not direr, smellier rambo.
Drab so lonelier trimmer.
In smarter, ill-bred Romeo.
Idle terror’s nobler maim.
Milder able on terrorism.
Ransomed or trim libeler.
Old man or terrible miser.
Ramble idle on terrorism.
Lean limbed or terrorism.
Bolder terrorism in lame.
Bolder ransomer limiter.
Drab on or smellier merit.
An ill-bred, merriest room.
I’m a terror’s modern libel.
Merrier bloaters on mild.
Rare trembler on idolism.
Nimble loader terrorism.
Trembled in rosier moral.
Bolder, stormier, manlier.
Misnomer or ill-bred rate.
Misnomer or ill-bred tear.
To ill-bred, smearier norm.
I am milder. Terror’s noble.
Dream or nobler limiters.
Mad libeler on terrorism.
Domineer or smarter bill.
Bill or dreamier monster.
So terrible, immoral nerd.
I’m terrible, sorer old man.
Terrible or modern mails.
Remain or solid trembler.
Ramblers model interior.
Ramblers merit dire loon.
I’m bolder. Terror’s menial.
Slim, merrier, ornate bold.
Ill-bred or mean or merits.
Ransomer or ill-bred time.
To ill-bred, merrier moans.
O Man! ill-bred or merriest.
In terror’s immoral bleed.
Liberal demon terrorism.
Ball domineer terrorism.
I’m terrible morals drone.
Terrible or minor damsel.
A nimbler, merriest drool.
Lonelier trimmer boards.
In bolder, merriest moral.
Noble, stormier, rare mild.
Am nobler, idle terrorism.
Modern laborer limiters.
I’m terrible moral drones.
I am direr loon tremblers.
I’m a direr loon tremblers.
Ideal trembles on mirror.
Raid or nimbler molester.
Nimbler or dreamier lots.
Nimbler or dreamier slot.
Nimbler or remedial sort.
Nimbler or stormier deal.
Nimbler or stormier lead.
Smaller, obedient mirror.
Smarter, morbid, lonelier.
Borderline morals merit.
Bolder misnomer trailer.
Ill-bred, merriest or on am.
Ill-bred misnomer to rear.
A milder, noble terrorism.
Ladies or nobler trimmer.
Nobler, dreamier, slim rot.
Bore on direr small-timer.
Abler or modern limiters.
Damn or stormier libeler.
Terrible, mad, minor loser.
Terrible or milder moans.
Terrible or mild moaners.
Dire, smellier brat moron.
Dire trembles or in moral.
Barmiest or milder loner.
Ole! milder brainstormer.
In rosier, modal trembler.
Idle trembler or as minor.
Miserable mild on terror.
Nimbler, stormier ordeal.
Nimbler, stormier reload.
Bolder, stormier mineral.
Bolder or manlier merits.
Bold, trim, smearier loner.
Nobler, slim, merrier toad.
I’m liable. Terror’s modern.
Bell or merrier saintdom.
Blot on drearier slimmer.
Dire trembles moron liar.
Nimblest or merrier load.
Lord! I am senior trembler.
Lord! I’m a senior trembler.
Trembler ails dire moron.
I am direr trembler loons.
I’m a direr trembler loons.
Nimbler or merriest load.
Nimbler or idle or master.
Borderline, moral merits.
Blend immoralise terror.
Merrier blood terminals.
It more ill-bred ransomer.
I’m ill-bred smearer or not.
I’m mad. Terror’s rebellion.
I am modern. Terror’s libel.
I’m terrible or damn loser.
I’m terrible, modal snorer.
Terrible arms idle moron.
O Dear! slim or in trembler.
I’m a trembler or on idlers.
Trembler lies arid moron.
Trembler or a senior mild.
I’m dire ramblers to loner.
Ramblers riot dire lemon.
Adore nimbler, trim loser.
Idler or nimbler maestro.
Blame terror’s idle minor.
Idle blamer on terrorism.
On terror’s remedial limb.
Mobile or trim slanderer.
Slim bold or merrier neat.
Memories or ill-bred rant.
Monitor ill-bred smearer.
I’m ill-bred, morose ranter.
Borne or dire small-timer.
Blast! idle merrier moron.
Terrible or random slime.
Tremblers idle or a minor.
I’m a tremblers or on idler.
Is dire trembler on moral.
I’m senior trembler or lad.
I’m idle trembler or arson.
Ramblers riot modern lie.
and many many more…

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Friday, November 14, 2003

Thanks to Amber and DotMoms for a great theme for today!

1. Willful ignorance
2. Harm to my children
3. Harm to my family
4. Perfectionism, or the expectation of such
5. Being chased by alligators or crocodiles ( I sometimes dream this)
6. Not so much being alone, but being isolated
7. Financial ruin
8. People with little or no sense of humor
9. What their parents must have been like
10. Driving in fog. I can handle rain, snow, anything that gives me a glimpse of the road now and then, but fog ...[shudder]
11. Losing my nerve, conviction, cool head, or self-respect (though I have plenty in deep storage)
12. Losing closeness with my spouse or children
13. Losing their respect
14. Gaining their scorn
15. Deserving #12, 13, or 14 (or #5, for that matter)
16. Incurious minds
17. Political extremism in any direction
18. Fanatical monotheism
19. Forgetting how to be silly with my children, or thinking it doesn’t matter
20. George W. Bush
21. John Ashcroft
22. What their parents must have been like. (Well, I guess we know about W’s.)
23. Not making enough of a positive difference in others’ lives
24. Missing opportunities to make those differences
25. Not being grateful for the differences others have made in my life, and in my family’s
26. But what really scares me most, what strikes me dumb and causes me to shake with horror and fury, is Gary and Anne Marie Ezzo.

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