IAmPartofThatRainbowOfLight

Colorstrology: it is magic made visible!

Found this at Beancounter Daydreams! I have to say that I am normally quite skeptical about this sort of thing, but it is apparently true that you can nail every salient aspect of one’s personality just by knowing one’s date of birth. Amazing!

AnswerMeTheseQuestionsThree

I am SO relieved that none of you asked me to explain that stain on the pool table or the scar on my left knee… and as such I am happy to provide the answers to the questions you did ask!

I was going to wait and answer them all at once, but they keep rolling in, so I will post the ones I have already, and add more as they come!

HEY!

I’m not gone yet, Ydnim! Jeez, I try to be proactive and efficient, and you can’t even let my seat get cold.

ANYWAY, I was discussing a certain anatomical feature with a friend the other day, and this joke just popped into my inbox this morning by coincidence.

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Yidnum-thenextelement

ELEMENT: ydnim
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Surface usually covered in painted film. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason. Melts if given special treatment. Bitter if incorrectly used. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. Yields if pressure applied in correct places
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Has great affinity for mint milanos, volvos, small heart pendants, gold, silver, and a range of precious stones Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason. Insoluble in liquids, but actively increases greatly in saturation of alcohol When in sobbing state, most powerful hydropower known to man.
COMMON USES: Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. Can be a great aid to relaxation. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS: Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
Turns green when placed beside a betta specimen.
HAZARDS: Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Illegal to possess more than one (except in Utah), although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.


More coming April 23, 2004 >:-)

AndtheGloveHasBeenThrownDown

Ohhh, Shylah, you have a brave little meme going on. I am gingerly joining in…

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. (Do a trackback ping thing so I know you copied it.)

I’ll post answers in a separate post.

Please be gentle with me.

Page 508 of 607 pages • « First  <  506 507 508 509 510 >  Last »
Google Analytics Alternative