WrongonManyLevels

I love tuning in on Mondays to see Chris’s weekly haiku, and then Thursday brings the Thursday Haiku Smackdown, originally hosted at the Judith Light Brigade. Now it has its own site and is looking very bling bling! Good, clean fun.

Enter the Haiku-O-Matic. I hesitated to even post this because of the potential for tainting the art, but, dang, some of these are funny. Found at Anne’s, of course.

IsThisBad?

This is not something I thought I’d post about, but a confluence of events seems to indicate that it’s time.

It’s also not something I think you’ll all be thrilled to read, so if you’re uncomfortable with attachment parenting or extended breastfeeding, move along…

So, I was just putzing around when I started emailing with Genuine about my wine-and-chocolate dessert, and his wife asked me to hoist one for her, and I said, are you kidding? By the third pregnancy, I was hoisting my own.

This dovetails with the conversation I had with the doctor today while determining the proper prescription for me. He started to write an Rx for one antibiotic, when he looked up and asked if I was by any chance nursing. “Technically, yes. But not much. I can have amoxycillin, keflex, or augmentin.”

He looked at me skeptically and began to thumb through his little med reference booklet. *sigh* “My OBGYN has prescribed all of those for me before, even while pregnant, so I am sure they would be fine this time, too.”

“Um, how often do you nurse?” “Not much.” “Well, what do they eat during the day?” I looked down at my 2 year old daughter and 3 1/2 year old son and wondered what he was thinking. “Um, well, they are all old enough to eat anything they want. It’s just a psychological tether and a bonding thing. And it’s just Daphne.” “Oh, so you aren’t nursing them all?” “NO! Heh.” “OK, I had to ask. We just had someone in here that nursed hers until they were 6.” “Ahahahahahaha. No.”

FunWithReferrals

I always say I’ll resist posting strange keyword referrals, but damn.

Princeton nude olympics photo archives
what is mrs. polie’s first name
wash my shirt bitch

And here are some from the logs, but, alas, I don’t have the links…

reverse cowboy blog
moo moo i love you i know you re a cow but anything will do
new barbies w/ gray hair
over mommy s knee for a spanking (knock it off, Genuine)
mommy loves kids to fucking with photos
kissing my roommate lesbian
discovery kids no really

Bliss

1 glass chilled Toasted Head chardonnay
1 6 oz. Dove solid chocolate bunny (furtively pilfered from MIL’s care packge (“Huh? Oh, mommy didn’t get one this year…”)
3 fed, bathed, jammied children, nestled in front of Disney du jour
1 comfy computer chair

Add cool breeze to warm air and mix in one soft cotton tanktop and drawstring loungers.

Bliss.

Ruggerms

We just returned from the doctor, who declared me strep-free, but something-else-full. Pharyngitis of idiopathic origin. AKA who-knows-wtf-it-is-so-here’s-some-antibiotics-just-in-case.

While we were there, the nurse asked if Dylan and Daphne were twins. *sigh* “No, they’re just really close in age. Eighteen months.” “We spaced the birth control.” “We’re Irish Catholics.” Actually the last two statements, while true, were uttered on the inside.

The doctor made up for it, though, when he expressed surprise that there was a third child at home, a six-year-old. “Wow, you must have started young!” “No, I’m 35. I was 29 when I had my first.” “Oh. That’s right. [peers closely] You could have fooled me. I would have guessed mid-20’s.”

And he wasn’t even trying to sell me something. I grinned.

So now we’re home while Gil and Logan are at t-ball. I just don’t feel up to going over there. Besides, I can put the kids in the living room at their little table with juice, yogurt and goldfish crackers to watch Dora, something that would never happen on Gil’s watch. He’d freak if he could see them in there, unsupervised with cultured edibles. Heh. Makes it twice the fun, in my opinion.

(OK, OK, I put a splat mat down; I’m not a total idiot. And if you haven’t discovered the Land of Nod yet, go there now. It’s fabul-great, as Jilbur would say.)

Oh, love this: Dylan just walked in with his empty goldfish bowl to complain that they tasted yucky. “I see you managed to eat them all, though.” “But they tasted yucky because they had germs on them.” “Hmmm. What did these germs look like?” “Rug.” “Well, no wonder.”

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