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Thursday, January 29, 2004 Current Affairs

OK, I will not complain for a while about what I’ve had to clean up around the house lately. Seriously, I am going to go throw up now.

By the way—-did that guy PARK HIS SCOOTER THERE??

3 minutes later: I just looked again (couldn’t help it) and noticed that this was actually an action shot. You can see the gushing… oh, gack, gag, heave…

3.2 minutes later: OK, folks, unless you have a very strong stomach, do NOT view the entire slideshow.

4 minutes later: I can’t leave this alone. Captions, please!

“Ow! Owowowowowow!”

”[sigh] We’d better tape that jaw back up or we’re going to have it coming out both ends!” “I’m not taping it up. You tape it up.” “Naw-uh.” “Yah-huh!”

“Honey? Could you please see what that commotion is outside the kitchen?  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!”

Thursday, January 29, 2004 Family

Major breakthrough last night.

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Via tj, since I never did the movie one, and I actually surprised myself on this one!

The 50 States (visited = bold. lived in = italics. currently live in = bold and italics.)

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 Weblogs

Top 10 reasons you really shouldn’t check search engine refferrals:

10.  Mindy

9. Mindy

8. The MinDy and Mindy

7. Mindy

6. Digital Mindy

5. Mindy (the “best,” no less) and Mindy and especially Mindy

4. Mindy

3. Mindy (Mindy was named for “Mindy Is Not Dylan Yet”)

2. Mindy and Mindy and Mindy and Mindy

And the #1 reason you really shouldn’t check search engine refferrals:

1. MINDY: “Uniformly round/oval; large; good uniform shape and medium deep eyes; smooth white skin and cream white flesh.”

Tuesday, January 27, 2004 Humor

You guys are cracking me up! Do you have any idea how many times Google.be has showed up in my referrals today?? Stop it! You just want to see if you can still buy that French blouse, don’t you? Or maybe you want to learn how to snipe like U.S. Ranger. Or perhaps you just have a burning need to see exactly how Claudia Does Bradford. [sparks whole new stampede to aforementioned search]

Well, let me give you something else to fixate on: Mad Cow. (From my stepdad, no less. MOFLMAO.)

Warning: this is not work-safe if you are inclined to have sound…